Software development
See the name.
notasoftwaredevelopmentcompany
We are not a software development company. We have never sold any software.
We are, however, very good at it. Allegedly. Nobody has ever been in a position to check, because nobody has ever been invoiced. Read more about us, or the questions nobody asks.
Things we are experts at, allegedly
We are experts at the following technologies, however we are not a software development company.
- REST API design
- Linux
- Web development
- Containers
- C, compiled to WebAssembly
- Turning it off and on again
- Saying "works on my machine" with a straight face
Services we do not offer
Estimates
It will be done when it is done. It will not be done, because we are not doing it.
Deadlines
We like the whooshing sound they make as they go by. We do not have any to go by.
Agile transformation
We are already fully agile. Nothing is ever planned, and nothing is ever delivered.
Blockchain
No.
AI strategy
Our strategy is to not have one. It is going great.
Portfolio of things that are not products
Miglet font converter
Type some text and get it back in a box-drawing font with seven rows of pure craftsmanship. Zero revenue so far.
Vanilla JS · A text file
Convert somethingWhat our clients say
We have no clients. These are the people who almost were.
“They did not build our app. 5/5, would not hire again.”
“I asked for a quote and got a pop-up that said "Error". Honest, at least.”
“Their uptime is 100%, because there is nothing running.”
“Best software development company I have ever not worked with.”
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